i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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