Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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