She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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