I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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