I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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