3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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