weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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