There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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