I look better un-naked...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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