he shaved USA in his pubs
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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