Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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