At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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