Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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