Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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