They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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