I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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