Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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