dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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