Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I touched a dick in church today
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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