i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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