Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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