apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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