I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
