i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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