as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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