i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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