god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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