That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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