it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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