so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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