Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
