Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I smell stomach acid.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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