if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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