I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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