there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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