I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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