So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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