I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The Olympian is in my bed
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
