I think I am morally bankrupt
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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