Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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