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whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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