Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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