Your tits are I can't wait for
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
This is the high leading the old right now
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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