haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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