What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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