I cockslap morals
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
