There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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