Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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