I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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