just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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