IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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