Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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